{"product_id":"not-dead-yet-funny-birthday-card-sailor","title":"Not Dead Yet Funny Birthday Card - Sailor","description":"\u003cp\u003eHey look! You made it another year! Neat! A fun birthday card for the grizzled old sailors in your life....like your best friend who just turned 40, your husband who makes a lot of weird noises when he bends down to pick things up or your mom who parties harder than anyone you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures a happy sailor who is puffing on a pipe and totally unbothered by getting older. A funny celebration of life for anyone who appreciates some dark humor with their birthday cake. Size A2 card measures 4.25\" x 5.5\". Comes with an envelope and a protective cello sleeve. Blank inside. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Coin Laundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52718265958692,"sku":"6014","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/3680\/2852\/files\/cd43af247f51af4214ca3b6f609c83919c9990d0f7cc2a87dd0f2c8824be0d2c.jpg?v=1775028146","url":"https:\/\/thejunkyardpearl.com\/products\/not-dead-yet-funny-birthday-card-sailor","provider":"The Junkyard Pearl","version":"1.0","type":"link"}